"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/04/2015 at 11:15 • Filed to: None
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PS9
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/04/2015 at 11:44 |
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WARNING: Your car may accelerate if the gas pedal is pressed. Please use caution.
DANGER: Rubbing alchohol is not for consumption. It is poisonous. Please do not drink it.
ATTENTION: Your body requires oxygen. Please remember to breathe. Do not hold your breath unless you are underwater.
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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> PS9
05/04/2015 at 11:45 |
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But it has alcohol right in the name!!!
Tekamul
> PS9
05/04/2015 at 11:51 |
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Always remember :
Propanol for wounds on the outside, such as cuts and scrapes. Ethanol for wounds on the inside, such as a sports team losing or tax season.
ttyymmnn
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/04/2015 at 11:57 |
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I blame the lawyers. If I had enough money to send half of the lawyers across the ocean, I’d send all of them half way.
The Compromiser
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/04/2015 at 19:11 |
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Ohhhh.... someone took the “water is wet” sign that was beside it down.... :(